Insult Pen Set
The insult pen set is sure to be a best seller, offering up creative insults while still avoiding the (popular, but occasionally dreaded) F word.
Set of 5 black ink ballpoint pens.
If I Agreed With You, We'd Both Be Wrong
As Fun as Stepping on a Lego
Great Face for Radio
What Essential Oil Makes You Go Away
As Useful as a Knitted Condom