Badass Mailer 2021
Contains 2 Signed Paperbacks
Pouch
and 2 Badass Items
Books are from previous boxes
WTF / OMFG Sticky Note Set + Gel Pen
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Daring. Different. Dramatic. These guys are all that and a metallic silver pen! Own your inner extra-ness with these funny sticky notes and fancy silver-ink gel pen. They're oh-so OMFG!
-These cool desk accessories make great employee appreciation gifts!
-Silver gel pen and black paper = fancy AF
-4 x 6.5 inches, 60 sheets, gel pen
Personal Library Kit: Original Version
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For a bibliophile, there's no greater pleasure than sharing beloved books, but no crueler pain than losing them for good--until the Personal Library Kit! Revive old-fashioned library circulation techniques for fun and book retention with our classic bestseller! The perfect gift for the generous reader Even better looking 6 x 7.5 x 1.25 inches; 20 self-adhesive pockets and checkout cards; date stamp and inkpad; pencil
Oh Shit / No Shit Sticky Note Set + Gel Pen
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Daring. Different. Dramatic. These guys are all that and a metallic gold pen! Own your inner extra-ness with these bold black sticky pads and snazzy gold-ink gel pen. They're oh-so the shit!
-Sticky, stylish, and nsfw!
-Fancy gold gel pen and black paper badassery
-4 x 6.5 inches, 60 sheets
Fuck Yeah / Fuck No Metallic Sticky Flags
Tag and flag important papers, books, bullet journals, planners–and whatever else you fancy–with these snazzy stickies. Now go forth and make
that shit shine like the true organizational badass you are.
-Foul-mouthed, funny tabs for notebooks!
-Razzle, dazzle, get shit done
-6 sets of sticky flags
Badass Citation7
As a responsible citizen it's your duty to police other people's behavior–the good, the bad, and the badass. Issue this semi-official-ish citation to your favorite badasses, whether friends, coworkers, loved ones, or family. It'll make their badass day.
-As far as gifts for boss go, this baby's the boss-y-est
-File under: Kickass Coworker Appreciation Gifts
-4 x 6.5 inches, 60 sheets
Sassy, Classy and Bad As*y - 9 oz
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Keeping it sassy, classy and bad assy- always
Scent notes: Pineapple, Mango, Coconut Milk
9oz.
Made in United States of America
Naughty, Nice, I Tried funny chritmas Candle -9 oz
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Hey, at least we tried! Maybe next year we will do better...eh probably not.
Our candles are made simple: they're all made with a beautiful blend of renewable, vegan, orderless coconut and apricot wax, high quality fragrance oils, and organic cotton wicks. The fragrances we use are paraben-free, phthalate-free, and not tested on animals! (YAY)
Scent notes: Eucalyptus, Mint, Cypress, Pine, Moss, Fir
Size: 9oz Glass jar with lid
Wax: Coconut apricot wax blend candle
Dimensions 1.5x1.5x2
80+ hr burn time
Made and shipped from California USA
Made in United States of America
It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like F*ck This- 9 oz Candle
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Holiday shopping, holiday dinners, and present wrapping- it's all a no from me.
Scent notes: Pomegranate, Cider, Cranberry
Our candles are made simple: they're all made with a beautiful blend of renewable, vegan, orderless coconut and apricot wax, high quality fragrance oils, and organic cotton wicks. The fragrances we use are paraben-free, phthalate-free, and not tested on animals! (YAY)
Size: 9oz Glass jar with lid
Wax: Coconut apricot wax blend candle
Dimensions 1.5x1.5x2
80+ hr burn time
Made and shipped from California USA
Made in United States of America
I'm The Reason Santa Has A Naughty List- Xmas Candle
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Be the reason Santa has a naughty list, someone has to do it
Our candles are made simple: they're all made with a beautiful blend of renewable, vegan, orderless coconut and apricot wax, high quality fragrance oils, and organic cotton wicks. The fragrances we use are paraben-free, phthalate-free, and not tested on animals! (YAY)
Scent notes: Cinnamon, Sugar, Vanilla, Cream
Size: 9oz Glass jar with lid
Wax: Coconut apricot wax blend candle
Dimensions 1.5x1.5x2
80+ hr burn time
Made and shipped from California USA
Made in United States of America
I Like Your Balls Candle
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Let them know you like their balls, sparkly and all.
Scent notes: Pomegranite, Cider, Cranberry (Scents May Change)
Size: 9oz Glass jar with lid
Wax: Coconut apricot wax blend candle
Dimensions 1.5x1.5x2
80+ hr burn time
Made and shipped from California USA
Made in United States of America
Fuck Off Vegan Leather Tote
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Our most luxurious tote to date has received a stylish update. This tote bag is made from textured vegan leather with a metal snap closure. This spacious bag can fit your laptop, wallet, phone or anything you need to get through your day. There is a 6" interior pocket, perfect for the little things that can easily get lost in your handbag. Each tote has an exciting phrase that is specific to our brand, making this the perfect bag for all personalities.
DIMENSIONS: Bag - 17" x 12.5" x 6.5" | Inside Pocket - 9" x 6"
WHY VEGAN LEATHER FABRIC?:
It is a animal-friendly alternative to using real leather.
When done well it can provide the same rich, luxurious, tasteful aesthetic as real leather..
Has a luxurious quality with a more reasonable price.
Talented Motherfucker Socks
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Keep your feet feeling cozy but yet looking sporty and trendy. Our stocks will be your new favorite accessory to make your outfit look more fun and trendy. With having a variety of different sayings and graphics you can have your socks match what your vibe for the day. What makes these socks give a sporty feel is the ribbing to add texture and character to your look. You are going to want to fill your sock drawer with our soft, trendy, and unique socks!