Well Hung Mug
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Double sided print.
Top rack dishwasher safe.
Microwave safe..
Off white with a black rim and handle.
Made of ceramic.
Made in United States
But This Mouth Mug
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Double sided print.
Top rack dishwasher safe.
Microwave safe..
Off white with a black rim and handle.
Made of ceramic.
Made in United States
Oh, Shit It's Christmas Pens
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Set of 5 black ink ballpoint pens. Please note- photo is a mockup.
WHAT WINE PAIRS BEST WITH FAMILY GATHERINGS?
IT'S BEGINNING TO COST A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS
GONNA LAY UNDER THE TREE TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT I AM A *GIFT*
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A SILENT NIGHT
DECK THE HALLS YOUR OWN DAMN SELF
Taylor Tumbler
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* Not Dishwasher safe. Though the print is able to withstand a dishwasher on the top rack, hand wash your cup to ensure a long-lasting quality print.
* Not Microwave safe. This tall travel cup is made of stainless steel. Do NOT put it in the microwave.
* This tall travel cup holds 20 oz of liquid
* Metal Straw and plastic lid Included
Made in United States
It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like F*ck This- 9 oz Candle
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Holiday shopping, holiday dinners, and present wrapping- it's all a no from me.
Scent notes: Pomegranate, Cider, Cranberry
Our candles are made simple: they're all made with a beautiful blend of renewable, vegan, orderless coconut and apricot wax, high quality fragrance oils, and organic cotton wicks. The fragrances we use are paraben-free, phthalate-free, and not tested on animals! (YAY)
Size: 9oz Glass jar with lid
Wax: Coconut apricot wax blend candle
Dimensions 1.5x1.5x2
80+ hr burn time
Made and shipped from California USA
Made in United States of America
Bad To The Bone Fall 2022 Box
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3 Signed Paperbacks from some of your favorite Badass Authors.
Badass Swag and three high-end bookish items.
Ships September 30th.
LIMITED SUPPLIES
Fresh Out of Fucks Pens
I'm done. Fresh out. RIP fucks.
Set of 5 black ink ballpoint pens.
Reads:
FOR FUCK'S SAKE
IN LOVING MEMORY OF WHEN I GAVE A FUCK
FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT
FUCK THIS SHIT
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Fuck It Notepad
The ultimate notepad set!
A total of 5 different notepads all in one convenient set. 1 tear away notepad, 1 sticky list note pad, 2 square sticky note pads, and 1 small tab sticky notepad. 50 sheets each.
These come packaged in a clear poly sealed bag. Clearly labeled on the back of each notepad set explaining the product, and barcoded.
Pair it with our Fuck It All Pen Set to create the perfect gift and receive a free gift on us.
Welcome To The Shit Show Pen Set
Set of 5 black ink ballpoint pens.
- NOT THRIVING, JUST SURVIVING
- WELCOME TO THE SHIT SHOW
- HOT MESS EXPRESS
- MAYBE TODAY, SATAN
- WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS
Pair it with our Welcome To The Shit Show Notepad to create the perfect gift set and we'll include a free gift!
Welcome To The Shit Show Notepad
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The ultimate notepad set!
A total of 5 different notepads all in one convenient set. 1 tear away notepad, 1 sticky list note pad, 2 square sticky note pads, and 1 small tab sticky notepad. 50 sheets each.
These come packaged in a clear poly sealed bag. Clearly labeled on the back of each notepad set explaining the product, and barcoded.
Pair with our Welcome to the Shit Show Pen Set to create the perfect gift set and receive a free gift on us.
Sarcasm Pen Set
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Set of 5 black ink ballpoint pens.
SARCASM IS MY LOVE LANGUAGE
I'M JUST A BRIGHT WAY OF SARCASM
SARCASM IS ANOTHER ONE OF MY GREAT PERSONALITY TRAITS
I WISH SARCASM WAS AVAILABLE AS A FONT
SARCASM IS THE BRAINS DEFENSE AGAINST STUPID PEOPLE
Pair it with our Sarcasm Note Pad to create the perfect gift set and receive a free gift.
Sarcasm Notepad
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The ultimate notepad set!
A total of 5 different notepads all in one convenient set. 1 tear away notepad, 1 sticky list note pad, 2 square sticky note pads, and 1 small tab sticky notepad. 50 sheets each.
These come packaged in a clear poly sealed bag. Clearly labeled on the back of each notepad set explaining the product, and barcoded.
Pair it with our Sarcasm Pen Set to create the perfect gift set and receive a free gift.
Those Who Read Puzzle
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Invigorate your brain and brighten your day with a 1,000-piece jigsaw puzzle from Gibbs Smith. Gathered around a table with family or friends, or tackled solo, there is a puzzle for everyone and every interest. These newest puzzles celebrate the simple and creative form of art that we each use every day: words and pencils. These may even spark a few creative ideas of your own just as you place the final piece!
Dangerous Women Read Pouch
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What will you keep in your Gibbs Smith Gift zippered pouch?” Whether you're camping in the mountains, taking makeup to a luxury resort, or enjoying a well-deserved book break on the front porch, Gibbs Smith Gift encourages everyone to keep their bits and bobs organized. Zippered Pouches by Gibbs Smith are 9 1/2 x 6 inches, and are made 100 percent in the U.S.A.
Books Are My Jam Socks
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Are books your jam? Make reading time extra-cozy with a pair of bookish socks! Gibbs Smith socks are made of a 70% cotton, 28% polyester, 2% elastic blend. One-size-fits-most: Women 7.5–12; Men 6–11.
Made in United States
Badass Reader Socks
Say it with a sock! Okay, say it with two socks. Gibbs Smith Gift socks are made of a 70% cotton, 28% polyester, 2% elastic blend. One-size-fits-most: Women 7.5–12; Men 6–11. Packaged in polybag with hang tag.
Holding My Shit Together Tote
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Cotton tote bag with light brown faux leather handle. 15" (w) x 16.5" (h). Gold metallic printing
I Really Don't Give a Fuck Mug
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Double sided print.
Top rack dishwasher safe.
Microwave safe..
Off white with a black rim and handle.
Made of ceramic.
Autocorrect Mug
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Double sided print.
Top rack dishwasher safe.
Microwave safe..
Off white with a black rim and handle.
Made of ceramic.
Made in United States
You're A Badass Candle
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You are a badass!!! The baddest too, believe it bestie. This candle is funny af and makes for the perfect friendship candle.
Scent Notes: Pineapple, Mango, Coconut, lime
Size: 9oz Glass jar with lid
Wax: Coconut apricot wax blend candle
Dimensions: 2.9 x 3.5
Up to 80+ hr burn time
Made and shipped from California USA
Our candles are made simple: they're all made with a beautiful blend of renewable, vegan, orderless coconut and apricot wax, high quality fragrance oils, and organic cotton wicks. The fragrances we use are paraben-free, phthalate-free, and not tested on animals!
Fuck Everything Candle
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For when You're Having A F*ck everything type of day chill out when you light this candle
Scent notes: Green Floral, Coconut, Pineapple, Wood, Vanilla
9oz Coconut Apricot wax blend Candle
Certified Freak Candle
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The perfect candle for your bestie who loves WAP. . . or if they're a certified freak 24/7
Scent notes: Cherry Blossom, Magnolia, Rose, Tonka Bean, and Sandalwood.
9oz.
So Few Fucks Candle
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Make sure your person knows you will always have a few fucks to give for them.
Scent Notes: Lemongrass, Jasmine,Patchouli
Do I Run? Tumbler
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* The image is printed on both sides
* Not Dishwasher safe. Though the print is able to withstand a dishwasher on the top rack, hand wash your cup to ensure a long-lasting quality print.
* Not Microwave safe. This tall travel cup is made of stainless steel. Do NOT put it in the microwave.
* This tall travel cup holds 20 oz of liquid
* Metal Straw and plastic lid Included
Made in United States
Ya Filthy Animal Candle
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We have all seen this classic Holiday movie, this is for all you filthy animals out there. This makes for a great Christmas gift or stocking stuffers!
Scent: Fresh Pine
Scent note: Pine, Eucalyptus, Mint, Cypress, Moss, Fir
Size: 9oz Glass jar with lid
Wax: Coconut apricot wax blend candle
Dimensions 2.9x2.9x3.5
80+ hr burn time
Our candles are made simple: they're all made with a beautiful blend of renewable, vegan, orderless coconut and apricot wax, high quality fragrance oils, and organic cotton wicks. The fragrances we use are paraben-free, phthalate-free, and not tested on animals!
I'm The Reason Santa Has A Naughty List- Xmas Candle
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Be the reason Santa has a naughty list, someone has to do it
Our candles are made simple: they're all made with a beautiful blend of renewable, vegan, orderless coconut and apricot wax, high quality fragrance oils, and organic cotton wicks. The fragrances we use are paraben-free, phthalate-free, and not tested on animals! (YAY)
Scent notes: Cinnamon, Sugar, Vanilla, Cream
Size: 9oz Glass jar with lid
Wax: Coconut apricot wax blend candle
Dimensions 1.5x1.5x2
80+ hr burn time
Made and shipped from California USA
Made in United States of America
Naughty, Nice, I Tried funny chritmas Candle -9 oz
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Hey, at least we tried! Maybe next year we will do better...eh probably not.
Our candles are made simple: they're all made with a beautiful blend of renewable, vegan, orderless coconut and apricot wax, high quality fragrance oils, and organic cotton wicks. The fragrances we use are paraben-free, phthalate-free, and not tested on animals! (YAY)
Scent notes: Eucalyptus, Mint, Cypress, Pine, Moss, Fir
Size: 9oz Glass jar with lid
Wax: Coconut apricot wax blend candle
Dimensions 1.5x1.5x2
80+ hr burn time
Made and shipped from California USA
Made in United States of America
I Like Your Balls Candle
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Let them know you like their balls, sparkly and all.
Scent notes: Pomegranite, Cider, Cranberry (Scents May Change)
Size: 9oz Glass jar with lid
Wax: Coconut apricot wax blend candle
Dimensions 1.5x1.5x2
80+ hr burn time
Made and shipped from California USA
Made in United States of America