Oh, Shit It's Christmas Pens
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Set of 5 black ink ballpoint pens. Please note- photo is a mockup.
WHAT WINE PAIRS BEST WITH FAMILY GATHERINGS?
IT'S BEGINNING TO COST A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS
GONNA LAY UNDER THE TREE TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT I AM A *GIFT*
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A SILENT NIGHT
DECK THE HALLS YOUR OWN DAMN SELF
Fresh Out of Fucks Pens
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I'm done. Fresh out. RIP fucks.
Set of 5 black ink ballpoint pens.
Reads:
FOR FUCK'S SAKE
IN LOVING MEMORY OF WHEN I GAVE A FUCK
FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT
FUCK THIS SHIT
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
F*ck It All Pen Set
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Set of 5 black ink pens.
Fuck that!
fuck me!
fuck you!
fuck this!
fuck it!
Fuck It Notepad
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The ultimate notepad set!
A total of 5 different notepads all in one convenient set. 1 tear away notepad, 1 sticky list note pad, 2 square sticky note pads, and 1 small tab sticky notepad. 50 sheets each.
These come packaged in a clear poly sealed bag. Clearly labeled on the back of each notepad set explaining the product, and barcoded.
Pair it with our Fuck It All Pen Set to create the perfect gift and receive a free gift on us.
Welcome To The Shit Show Pen Set
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Set of 5 black ink ballpoint pens.
- NOT THRIVING, JUST SURVIVING
- WELCOME TO THE SHIT SHOW
- HOT MESS EXPRESS
- MAYBE TODAY, SATAN
- WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS
Pair it with our Welcome To The Shit Show Notepad to create the perfect gift set and we'll include a free gift!
Welcome To The Shit Show Notepad
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The ultimate notepad set!
A total of 5 different notepads all in one convenient set. 1 tear away notepad, 1 sticky list note pad, 2 square sticky note pads, and 1 small tab sticky notepad. 50 sheets each.
These come packaged in a clear poly sealed bag. Clearly labeled on the back of each notepad set explaining the product, and barcoded.
Pair with our Welcome to the Shit Show Pen Set to create the perfect gift set and receive a free gift on us.
Badass Reader Socks
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Say it with a sock! Okay, say it with two socks. Gibbs Smith Gift socks are made of a 70% cotton, 28% polyester, 2% elastic blend. One-size-fits-most: Women 7.5–12; Men 6–11. Packaged in polybag with hang tag.
Autocorrect Mug
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Double sided print.
Top rack dishwasher safe.
Microwave safe..
Off white with a black rim and handle.
Made of ceramic.
Made in United States
You're A Badass Candle
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You are a badass!!! The baddest too, believe it bestie. This candle is funny af and makes for the perfect friendship candle.
Scent Notes: Pineapple, Mango, Coconut, lime
Size: 9oz Glass jar with lid
Wax: Coconut apricot wax blend candle
Dimensions: 2.9 x 3.5
Up to 80+ hr burn time
Made and shipped from California USA
Our candles are made simple: they're all made with a beautiful blend of renewable, vegan, orderless coconut and apricot wax, high quality fragrance oils, and organic cotton wicks. The fragrances we use are paraben-free, phthalate-free, and not tested on animals!
Fuck Everything Candle
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For when You're Having A F*ck everything type of day chill out when you light this candle
Scent notes: Green Floral, Coconut, Pineapple, Wood, Vanilla
9oz Coconut Apricot wax blend Candle
Certified Freak Candle
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The perfect candle for your bestie who loves WAP. . . or if they're a certified freak 24/7
Scent notes: Cherry Blossom, Magnolia, Rose, Tonka Bean, and Sandalwood.
9oz.
Ya Filthy Animal Candle
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We have all seen this classic Holiday movie, this is for all you filthy animals out there. This makes for a great Christmas gift or stocking stuffers!
Scent: Fresh Pine
Scent note: Pine, Eucalyptus, Mint, Cypress, Moss, Fir
Size: 9oz Glass jar with lid
Wax: Coconut apricot wax blend candle
Dimensions 2.9x2.9x3.5
80+ hr burn time
Our candles are made simple: they're all made with a beautiful blend of renewable, vegan, orderless coconut and apricot wax, high quality fragrance oils, and organic cotton wicks. The fragrances we use are paraben-free, phthalate-free, and not tested on animals!
I'm The Reason Santa Has A Naughty List- Xmas Candle
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Be the reason Santa has a naughty list, someone has to do it
Our candles are made simple: they're all made with a beautiful blend of renewable, vegan, orderless coconut and apricot wax, high quality fragrance oils, and organic cotton wicks. The fragrances we use are paraben-free, phthalate-free, and not tested on animals! (YAY)
Scent notes: Cinnamon, Sugar, Vanilla, Cream
Size: 9oz Glass jar with lid
Wax: Coconut apricot wax blend candle
Dimensions 1.5x1.5x2
80+ hr burn time
Made and shipped from California USA
Made in United States of America
Naughty, Nice, I Tried funny chritmas Candle -9 oz
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Hey, at least we tried! Maybe next year we will do better...eh probably not.
Our candles are made simple: they're all made with a beautiful blend of renewable, vegan, orderless coconut and apricot wax, high quality fragrance oils, and organic cotton wicks. The fragrances we use are paraben-free, phthalate-free, and not tested on animals! (YAY)
Scent notes: Eucalyptus, Mint, Cypress, Pine, Moss, Fir
Size: 9oz Glass jar with lid
Wax: Coconut apricot wax blend candle
Dimensions 1.5x1.5x2
80+ hr burn time
Made and shipped from California USA
Made in United States of America
I Like Your Balls Candle
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Let them know you like their balls, sparkly and all.
Scent notes: Pomegranite, Cider, Cranberry (Scents May Change)
Size: 9oz Glass jar with lid
Wax: Coconut apricot wax blend candle
Dimensions 1.5x1.5x2
80+ hr burn time
Made and shipped from California USA
Made in United States of America
Writer's Bookmark Box
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24 pack of bookmarks on the go for those who love inspiring quotes, fun graphics.
This bookmark box contains 24 bookmarks, 2 each of 12 designs.
I Love Books Bookmark Box
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24 pack of bookmarks on the go for those who love inspiring quotes, fun graphics.
This bookmark box contains 24 bookmarks, 2 each of 12 designs.
Smut Slut Funny Coffee Mug
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When ordering ceramic mugs from our shop, you may order as little as 1 per design/style, but you must order at least 12 ceramic mugs from our entire ceramic mug collection.
Double sided print.
Top rack dishwasher safe.
Microwave safe.
Off white with a black rim and handle.
Made of ceramic.
I Tried To Form A Gang Book Club Coffee Mug
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When ordering ceramic mugs from our shop, you may order as little as 1 per design/style, but you must order at least 12 ceramic mugs from our entire ceramic mug collection.
Double sided print.
Top rack dishwasher safe.
Microwave safe.
Off white with a black rim and handle.
Made of ceramic.
Just One More Chapter Coffee Mug
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When ordering ceramic mugs from our shop, you may order as little as 1 per design/style, but you must order at least 12 ceramic mugs from our entire ceramic mug collection.
Double sided print.
Top rack dishwasher safe.
Microwave safe.
Off white with a black rim and handle.
Made of ceramic.
Reminders Pen Set
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Alright, if Fun Club is doing motivational, then it's gonna be OUR way.
Set of 5 black Ink Ballpoint Pens
I WILL NOT LET A DOUCHEBAG RUIN MY DAY
I WILL DRINK MY DAMN WATER
I WILL MANIFEST THAT SHIT
I WILL NO LONGER BE AVAILABLE FOR BULLSHIT
I WILL INHALE THE GOOD SHIT AND EXHALE THE BAD SHIT
Badass Babes Pen Set
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Alright, if Fun Club is doing motivational, then it's gonna be OUR way.
Set of 5 black Ink Ballpoint Pens
ONE HELL OF A WOMAN
UNFUCKWITHABLE
YOU ARE WILDLY, FIERCELY, AND INCREDIBLY CAPABLE
YOU CAN FUCKING DO THIS
YOU ARE A GODDAMN FORCE
Spread Those Pages Tumbler
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Details:
* The image is printed on both sides
* Not Dishwasher safe. Though the print is able to withstand a dishwasher on the top rack, hand wash your cup to ensure a long-lasting quality print.
* Not Microwave safe. This tall travel cup is made of stainless steel. Do NOT put it in the microwave.
* This tall travel cup holds 20 oz of liquid
* Metal Straw and plastic lid Included
People Suck Pen Set
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Set of 5 black Ink Ballpoint Pens
DO YOU EVER JUST LOOK AT PEOPLE AND THINK, NO THANKS
I USED TO BE A PEOPLE PERSON BUT PEOPLE RUINED THAT FOR ME
TODAY WAS GOING GREAT UNTIL, PEOPLE
NETFLIX AND AVOID PEOPLE?
OK BUT WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKE THIS?
Over It Pen Set
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Set of 5 black Ink Ballpoint Pens
PLEASE STOP ASKING ME TO DO THINGS
"I DON'T WANT TO" - A NOVEL BY ME
I'M JUST SO OVER ALL THE THINGS
THAT'S A NO FROM ME
HOW AM I EXPECTED TO LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE IN THESE CONDITIONS?
Smut Metal Bookmark
Metal book mark with colored tassel.
Assorted tassel colors. Won’t necessarily be the color in the photo.
Fuck Off I’M Reading Metal Bookmark
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Metal book mark with colored tassel.
Assorted tassel colors. Won’t necessarily be the color in the photo.